Twat JUMPS into Oblivion

Martyn B · **Posted:** Wed May 09, 2012 8:28 pm

So, yesterday, someone thought it would be a good idea to go in Oblivion's tunnel.

Quote:

The Oblivion ride at Alton Towers had to be closed after a man entered a prohibited area and needed rescuing.

A spokesperson for the Staffordshire theme park said a young man managed to get into the ride's tunnel at about 14:20 BST.

The ride was stopped and the surrounding area cordoned off while three fire crews rescued the man.

He was safely removed and taken to University Hospital North Staffordshire as a precaution.

The spokesperson said: "As with all our rides the area surrounding the Oblivion track is securely fenced off and ride operators reacted immediately in line with our well rehearsed safety procedures.

"A full investigation will now be carried out."

The Oblivion ride remained closed following the incident but is due to reopen again as normal on Wednesday.

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-st ... e-17999937

:nutter

kumba70 · **Posted:** Wed May 09, 2012 10:41 pm

Here's a couple of pics of the idiot in action :scared

(found on Twitter)

rocket 07 · **Posted:** Wed May 09, 2012 11:54 pm

What a total dick.

Kumba your signature couldn't be more appropriate haha!!

As for the title - LOL. Everywhere else it says rescued, but oh no not here on Yukkies! TWAT it is! :hilarious

ColinM · **Posted:** Thu May 10, 2012 11:32 am

They should have introduced him to everyone in the Qline as they vacated it... wanker! :unimpressed

jackc · **Joined:** Sat Nov 10, 2007 9:31 pm **Posts:** 278

As much as I think he's a total cock I'm impressed how the feck he got in the without falling in or being twatted by the car. f he'd have fallen in who knows how long it'd have been before he was discovered!

Martyn B · **Posted:** Thu May 10, 2012 6:12 pm

^ Apparently, he went in the other way and walked through the tunnel!

jackc · **Joined:** Sat Nov 10, 2007 9:31 pm **Posts:** 278

I'm been more impressed if he managed it without being whiped out by a shuttle!

PT Pete · **Posted:** Fri May 11, 2012 11:23 am

I am just pleased that no one was hurt, and that includes the guy who did it...

Bccmiddlewicket · **Posted:** Fri May 11, 2012 1:03 pm

Idiot... all for the sake of "look at me I'm cool". I hope he got laid at the very least for this stunt. :disbelief

The idiots never get hurt (not that I wish any dead of course). Drink driver crashes car, wipes out family he/she hit but they walk away from accident.

gavt1976 · **Posted:** Sat May 12, 2012 8:58 am

I think he had a death wish to go in there and to be killed, fucking cunt. :crap

Cal · **Posted:** Wed May 16, 2012 9:05 pm

I guess the fact he survived means he doesn't qualify for a Darwin Award. Let's hope he never breeds.

Bccmiddlewicket · **Posted:** Thu May 17, 2012 2:15 pm

^^

Alex D · **Posted:** Thu May 17, 2012 6:22 pm

Honestly, what was he thinking :nutter

Happy to hear no one was hurt (including the guy)

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